A friend of mine informed me that she is a "published poet". I am proud of her. However, I cannot tolerate anyone being more successful than I am. And, technically, once this becomes a live post, I am published as well.
So I humbly offer...
The Poetry Of Nazz Nomad:
ZOSO
on the 7:24 listening to Stairway To Heaven
too many beers for daylight
Robert Plant is really old
and it makes me wonder.
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Of A Feather
pigeons are vermin.
rats with wings.
just like me.
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Neighbor
sitting on a train
I could put my headphones on
but
I would rather listen to you
talking about your boyfriend.
slut.
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Who cares if you washed your clothes
And if people did care
what does that say
About your laundry?
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Stars...they're just like us!
star jones is 47
I THOUGHT THAT MEANT 47 STONE!
it didn't ...
it was her age
I don't care, she's still fat.
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6 comments:
what the hell is wrong with you?
You effin KILL me... I couldn't sleep, thanks for the laugh, man!
I dig it!
hey man.... that's like.... really deep man..... ;-)
Don't give up the day job Sir! LOL!
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It took a second, but I laughed a lot at "Of A Feather". Good poem. Very good poem.
I love your poetry. It's funny and interesting. Especially the one about Twitter, talk about a time suck and yeah, who cares? LOL
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