21st Century Digital Boy

Armageddon must be around the corner- I just got a MacBook Pro. Hey, my company wanted me to get a laptop (and footed the bill), so why not go for it? I'm making dick money, might as well get a perk.

Now I am truly a tethered 21st centruy boy- I got the 'droid phone, the desktop and the laptop. I might as well get one of those tracing collars for around my neck and the RFID chip embedded in my forehead.

Of course, with 2012 breathing down our necks, I'm rootin' for the apocalypse... when all these toys will be worth little but scrap metal.

Biohazard covering Bad Religion??? WTF?

For my pal Jon from Poetry Is For Assholes

I'm a sucker for group harmony's.

And this is Punk as fuck!

My Top Ten For 2011- pt deux

5 more songs that were better then anything this pustule of a year brought. Interestingly enough, these songs put together form a pretty apropos statement:

It's obvious; black and white. We're getting nowhere fast... sitting still. So what!

Humbug

Christmas is hell on earth, I know nothing worst
then being depressed and told to be happy.
The season of su-icide, I know why they died
Christmas reminds me I have nothing

I've got no girl there's only me
no friends or family, another Christmas alone
Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath
so I'll hang myself from the tree

Christmas is dark and wet, so I can't forget
Christmas reminds me I have nothing
this is the end of hope, I won't write a note
because it would be addressed to no one

I've got no girl there's only me
no friends or family, another Christmas alone
Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath
so I'll hang myself from the tree

Now I will say good-bye, no one will cry
Christmas goes on without me
My life is now complete, so I'll go to sleep
Forever and ever and ever...

I've got no girl there's only me
no friends or family, another Christmas alone
Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath
so I'll hang myself from the tree

MyTop Ten For 2011

Notice a trend? That's because 2011 fucking sucked!


Best version of the old Ike & Tina toon.


Given the context, as Punk as fuck.


A song that makes me wanna jump and down and yell 'NO"!!!!


Nick Cave will kick your ass.





Ted Nugent exemplifies the year 2011. He's a tremendous asshole.



Next 5 to come...

Songs About Syd

The madcap laughed. But when did the laughter find no escape? The old parable about burning out before fading away found Syd Barrett with a foot in both camps. The legend lived on, ever brighter; but the man himself diminished. What could have been going through his mind? Bitterness at being pushed out of one of the biggest bands in the world? Or relief at becoming only a footnote?

We're all on thin ice, indeed.

Nobody knows where you are,
How near or how far.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Pile on many more layers
And I'll be joining you there.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
And we'll bask in the shadow
Of yesterday's triumph,
And sail on the steel breeze.
Come on you boy child,
You winner and loser,
Come on you miner for truth and delusion, and shine!

The More Things Change...

In honor of our once liberal and sane President deciding that detaining and torturing American Citizens is a good thing...



I'm not quite sure I understand why Obama is increasing his "asshole quotient", especially as the Repugnikkkan candidates seem to be on a "can you top this heinous statement" tactic.

Unless of course, Obama is planning death camps for the extreme right wing!!!!!

Monster Magnet

These guys kick such major ass. I heartily recommend you listen to a fuck-ton of their stuff. Before you do- make sure you drink some Nyquil and take some cold pills. Chasing it back with a couple of shots of bourbon is cool too. A few bongloads couldn't hurt.

Then, play this shit real fucking loud.

"bought another copy of zoso, seeds were bustin' up the spine"

Song Of The Year

Forget everything that you've listened to in 2011- THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!