I saw a woman yesterday with the most amazing hair. It was grey. It was so grey that it almost had a purple tinge to it. Ya'll remember grey hair on women, doncha? It was prevalent before every femme over the age of 11 decided that the only way that a guy was gonna know their true hair color was by checking the rug. Well, this woman didn't care, it was gloriously long and unadulterated. Bless her little follicles! And she was pretty damn sexy.
Ms. Nomad is still mildly encouraging me to do the grey be gone thang as of late. I ain't budging. I am follically challenged enough thanks to heredity and mother nature's infinite and cruel jests as it is. Besides, the grey in my hair doesn't bother me. The grey in my beard, well that does bother me. I can't trim those suckers out quick enough.
Aaahhh vanity, thy name is Nazz.
(Jerry did NOT use Just For Men!)
Agent Orange - Everything Turns Grey
Spazzys - I Wanna Cut My Hair Like Marky Ramone
Funboy Three - The More That I See (the less I believe)
Alice Cooper - Billion Dollar Babies (live 1973)