The very thought of seeing Tom Cruise, et al perform the wastebin of music (aka 80's hair metal) makes my skin crawl.
Here are ten activities I would prefer
1) Prison Rape
2) Voting Republican (OK- I might have gone over the edge on that one)
3) Loofahing Barbara Bush while her son GWB looks on.
4) Taking a sardine opener key and peeling my eyelids off.
5) Going up to Harlem with a white pillowcase on my head and asking "where are the hot chicks at".
6) You know that bug that Khan put in Chekov's ear in "Wrath Of Khan"- yeah- that!
7) Being locked in a room with Ann Coulter while she complains about her shoes being too tight.
8) Doing cannonballs in the the Ganges River during monsoon season.
9) Babysitting this:
10)Nude wrestle against the dreaded... HONEY BADGER!
Our long national nitemare will soon be over.
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As soon as I heard about that movie I asked myself "What the fuck were they thinking?".
What people will do for a few lousy million bucks!
A Broadway Musical is ALWAYS just a Broadway Musical.....
1) Nothing wrong with voting Republican !!
2) Listened to the soundtrack at work: it sounded like "American Idol Salutes The Hair Bands"
Read that your daughter is getting a free ride
into college. From your top ten lists it appears your daughter intellect came from the mother's side.
thanks philo- keep that positive reinforcement a-coming!
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