June 18, 2012
10 Things Preferable to the ROCK OF AGES movie
The very thought of seeing Tom Cruise, et al perform the wastebin of music (aka 80's hair metal) makes my skin crawl.
Here are ten activities I would prefer
1) Prison Rape
2) Voting Republican (OK- I might have gone over the edge on that one)
3) Loofahing Barbara Bush while her son GWB looks on.
4) Taking a sardine opener key and peeling my eyelids off.
5) Going up to Harlem with a white pillowcase on my head and asking "where are the hot chicks at".
6) You know that bug that Khan put in Chekov's ear in "Wrath Of Khan"- yeah- that!
7) Being locked in a room with Ann Coulter while she complains about her shoes being too tight.
8) Doing cannonballs in the the Ganges River during monsoon season.
9) Babysitting this:
10)Nude wrestle against the dreaded... HONEY BADGER!
Our long national nitemare will soon be over.