Holiday Haiku's... not

To celebrate the end of the year, here are some Haiku's. I hope they make you feel very warm and fuzzy. Or something.

Next Stop Rehab

A lesson I've learned

No matter how much I drink

They keep making more

Too Dumb To Die, Too Old To Rock N Roll

I wear my punk shit

And pummel my bass guitar

Let's laugh at grampa

It Ain't Pretty

Look in the mirror

What the hell happened to me

Time to get wasted

Mop needed in room 219

The guns in my mouth

Last thought as I pull trigger

Who will clean the mess

A lesson from our elders

Hank Williams, James Dean

Had the good sense to die young

Mick Jagger? Not so much

And... have you downloaded the covers collection yet? It's right below this post.