May 31, 2012

Hardcore Thursday




Dragging ass today, so I decided to blast Hardcore Punk all day. Yeah, old Nazz traveled in these circles back in the day (albeit as a long haired non straight edger). Fuck the straight edge skins (ironic as Nazz now has a shaved head- but that's more due to genetics and Mother Nature's ironic sense of justice), Joey Ramone and Mick Jones were long haired freaks, so I was in good company. 

I never really got the whole straight edge thing- what was better than getting wasted and laid when you were a teen (or for that matter- now!~). Besides, most of the hardcore kids I knew were not straight edge at all. That's sorta what really killed the scene- the dogmatism and inherent judgmental bullshit. 

 The days of CBGB's Sunday matinees and Irving Plaza punk fests might be way over, but the music sorta still lives on. Minor Threat, Kraut, Reagan Youth, Crucial Youth, etc... (mostly) good times! 


 Feast on these and remember...  

I'm a person just like you.
 But I've got better things to do. 
Than sit around and fuck my head.
 Hang out with the living dead. 
 Snort white shit up my nose.
 Pass out at the shows.
 I don't even think about speed. 
That's something I just don't need. I've got a the straight edge. 
 NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

May 29, 2012

It's Coming!


The shit's going down. The Zombie apocalypse has begun. From Florida to China to North Korea, it's Zombie time!
They can call it cannibalism...but we know the truth... don't we!

It tied up beach traffic!!!!!!!

Some survival tips


May 28, 2012

In Remembrance






Take a moment to remember those who gave all so that we could be free.







May 25, 2012

Lost Wages

I've been traveling on bizness as of late; all over this here grand old land.

This included spending a bunch of days in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, it also meant getting up at 7 am everyday and "manning a conference booth" until evening. While the food was good; being hungover on little sleep, wearing grown up clothes in 102 degree weather and dodging drunken maniacs on the crowded streets is NOT the best way to enjoy Lost Wages.

However, I did get to spend some quality weird time with some cool people (off hours)- this included a guy from Michigan in his mid 60's on a 10 day bender, sitting at a sports bar where 3 hours of video poker ended up costing me $3.50 (and the casino about $100 in "free drinks"). Las Vegas rule #1- ALWAYS consume more free likker from the casino's then ya lose in gambling!

Also endlessly entertaining was my descent into madness playing craps and blackjack with 6 crazy wimmen from British Columbia (home of course to the most esteemed BEER of Dope City Free Press ). I got to play big brother and protector of our (not so) innocent neighbors to the North (except when I brought up that the Beastie Boys were my homies and one of the gals started to weep uncontrollably about MCA's demise).

And... I actually got to lose alot of SOMEONE ELSE'S money playing 3 card poker. Ya see... yer only allowed to play one hand at a time; and this guy I met wanted to play 2 hands, so he staked me $$$$ and had me play the other hand- $150 in losses and 20 minutes later, I said my farewells and regrets and got outta there before he got too pissed!!!!

But the best part was taking a day and driving 90 miles North and into the desert- where I spent an afternoon hiking in Valley Of Fire State Park. Sandstone formations as far as the eye can see... and just absolutely breathtaking vistas. Unfortunately, old Nazz isn't the agile young monkey he imagined he was, and the desert kicked my ass. Between the elevation, high heat and climbing, there were times that I plum tuckered out, and realized that you can actually die out there (as I was solo- I envisioned vultures picking at my bones). Or, as part of 127 Hours part 2!

I staggered back from one 2 mile trail (I guess they don't measure the climbing!!!), clad only in shorts and sneakers, with a wild eyed look and heavy exhaustion. I did about 4 trails, and than headed over to Hoover Dam (thru another State Park). Heavy security checkpoints- which resulted in some nasty looks from the guards as my car was cranking Black Flag!


 Cave areas give you a break from the sun. Snakes know this as well.


 This trail was the one that almost did me in- climbing down was OK- climbing up on the way back? Not so much!



Damn, that's the Hoover Dam!

The end result is a feeling that this world is a whole lot bigger than any of us, and nature will be kicking the asses of planet Earth's denizens for alot longer time than Vegas will be stealing our money!


May 16, 2012

Best Day Ever

 Iggy w/ Mike Watt rockin' the 'stache


Steve Van Zandt has done some pretty cool things in his life. The coolest one ever was the Little Steven's Underground GarageFest back in 2004. (cool thing number 2 was a show he whipped up a few years later at NYC's Continental where my band got to open the show- but that's a story for another time).
He gathered pretty much every cool band in the universe and put em all on an Island in NYC's East River to play their hearts out for a few thousand mutants. Everyone from Bo Diddley to The Stooges to The Fleshtones to Nancy Sinatra to The Dictators The Electric Fucking Prunes to Big Star to The Fuzztones to Pete Best to The New York Dolls to

Bo Diddley

And everyone from Springsteen to Chuck Barris to Kim Fowley mc'ing!

Go-Go girls dancin', cheap beer, sunshine. Perfect.

The only downer was The Strokes performance. Because The Strokes fucking suck.

I got to spend The Stooges set camped on stage right by Mike Watt's bass stack. As I looked out to thousands of freaks going nuts, I thought about the world's greatest and (definitely fatal) stage dive. I passed. Why ruin a perfect day. On the other hand, what a way to die.










Fuck Woodstock- WE GOT THE GARAGE FEST!

May 10, 2012

Guh Guh Guh Go-Go's




I scored a free ticket (hey, tix are 60 clams- no way I'd pay 25% of that!) for the Go-Go's out here in Pussyville. Punk Rock? For sure! One of the original punk femme bands (in at the beginnings of the el lay Punk scene-- besides, Belinda was in The Germs for about 5 seconds too).

Cred? Shit yeah! Great toonage- linkage with The Specials/Fun Boy Three (Our Lips Are Sealed), Redd Kross (Charlotte Caffrey's hubby being Jeff McDonald), Jane Weidlin is a legally ordained wedding officiant who performs ceremonies as "Reverend Sister Go-Go".

Sounds pretty Punk to me! And, certainly should be fun.

Besides- great songs of course- the soundtrack to my Noo Wave youth.

I am expecting alot of middle aged Lawn Guyland Milf's trying to recapture their youth- good for them! I'll be the lecherous old man eyeing middle aged girls with bad intent.


Then

Now

May 9, 2012

Transgender Dysphoria Blues



Against Me! mastermind Tom Gabel has announced that he is transgender and will begin to live life as a woman. Good for him. I've been perusing this here interweb thing and it is disgusting how many assholes out there are posting sh!t about his choice.

It's Gabel's choice to do whatever he/she wants to- Is it hurting anyone else? No! Does anyone else have the right to condemn him/her? No! This is between Gabel and his family...

...No one else.

It's 2012 and we still live in the fucking dark ages. We've got scumbag politicians and religious leaders still harping on about Gay Marriage and Gay people adopting children

Meanwhile, people are fucking starving: for food, acceptance, affection, understanding... you name it.

Good luck to Tom (aka Laura Jane Grace). It's unfortunate that we still live in an era in which luck has to even be given to someone for living the way they choose to.

May 5, 2012

R.I.P. MCA






Adam Yauch's (aka MCA) death has resonated deeply in and out of our demographic. The Beastie Boys' impact on music and pop culture is deep and indisputable. Punk,Hip Hop, Rock, Lounge Core, Sampling... they are/were one of the true innovators over the last 30 years.
Even the NY Mets paid tribute to the Beastie Boys (as they should have- after all, the Beastie Boys are as "New York" as the Mets are!



MCA's death from cancer represents perhaps the first of our "Generation X" (or is it "Y")" musical icons to succumb to a "grown up" disease. As such, it resonates a little deeper than the usual celebrity death. We are used to hearing how our rock stars overdose, or die in an accident, or kill themselves, or are murdered. Death from disease is for the "older generation" - even our Punk Heroes that die from disease (i.e.: Joey Ramone, Joe Strummer, Johnny Ramone) seem to be more "expected", as most of us look to them as being from the earlier scene. And the 60's scene seem to be jamming every nite with the Grim Reaper as we seem to hear of a death every month.

Compounding this is how the Beastie Boys represented youth and immaturity. Even as they aged physically and topically... and MCA looked older due to his grey hair probably quicker than anyone, their energy and attitude conceptually placed them in the "lost boys/never aging" aesthetic.

Many of us have had friends and peers our age die from disease or accident already. MCA's premature death is the bell ringer heralding our musical's generation into middle age.

Nazz Junior just asked me as I was typing this, "why is everyone so torn up about this guy dying?". I tried to explain it to him about The Beastie Boys and he replied "wasn't he the old guy that wore a suit?"

And the next generation moves in...


The Mets' "walk-up" songs: 5/4/2012


SS Ruben Tejada: "Intergalactic"
2B Daniel Murphy: "No Sleep Till Brooklyn"
3B David Wright: "Brass Monkey"
RF Lucas Duda: "The New Style"
LF Scott Hairston: "Root Down"
1B Ike Davis: "Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
CF Andres Torres: "So What'cha Want"
C Josh Thole: "Make Some Noise"
RHP Dillon Gee: "Body Movin'"
PH Vinny Rottino: "Paul Revere"


R.I.P. MCA


ps- Coldplay did the following tribute. Their rearranging of "Fight For Your Right" is totally punk rock.

May 1, 2012

Occupy Nothing!!!!!!


It's May Day. Some choose to dance around poles with ribbons in their hair. Other prefer to dance around bonfires with ropes around their "oppressors" necks.

Choose your delusion.






You want to change the world
By breaking rules and laws
People don't do things like that
In the real world at all
You're not a cop, or a politician
You're a person too
You can sing any song you want
But you're still the same

- Bob Mould/Husker Du