Notes & Chords Mean Nothing To Me

I was in touch with an old bandmate about joining his new band.

He explained to me the following rules:

1) The lead singer is a woman and she is the absolute boss

2) This is serious stuff- even in rehearsals

3) There is absolutely no drinking

4) There are absolutely no other “sundries” allowed.

Guess how long it took me to say “no thanks”!