January 31, 2008

Go Big Blue! Patriots suck!

New York is all abuzz with the Giants unlikely run towards (hopefully) Super Bowl glory. It'll be a tough job however. The Gay-Triots and Tom (pussy-fuck ) Brady have been (albiet slightly) bloodied but unbowed this season. But you knew that already.

How can anyone root for New England? They've won enough lately. Between the Pats and the Sawx, it seems that all championships are routed through Beantown this century.
Hey, New York can use a break. Between the Cloverfield monster destroying Manhattan, the Yankees steroid scandal and the Mets' choke, we're due for a big win.

And look at the asshole duo of Presidential candidates we've sported: Rudy "Mr. exploit 9-11" Giuliani and Hillary "Plastic Bitch" Clinton. Makes you long for the days of Tricky Dick Nixon.

I am predicting a Giants upset Sunday. 30-23 (that way my numbers hit in my box pool and I make big bucks too). Randy Moss is gonna develop short arms after being smacked down over the middle a couple of times. Tom Brady will actually menstruate on the field and the Big Blue defense will piss all over the previously undefeated Gay-Triots. Brandon Jacobs will stomp the Gay-Triots' defense into bone shards. And Eli will forever be known as just "Eli" (no last names needed) and become the greatest Manning of all. Suck it Peyton.

Here's music from the Ramones. Because the Ramones are from NYC and NYC kicks ass.

Ramones - I Believe In Miracles (live last tour)
Ramones - Too Tough To Die (demo with Dee Dee on lead vox)
Joey Ramone - I Wanna Be Sedated (solo acoustic)
Ramones - Nothings Gonna Change The Shape Of Things To Come (outtake)
Ramones - Carbona Not Glue


Casey said...

Sometimes your blog is the only thing that shakes the cob webs out of my head.
I'm seeing big things from "It's not a...Toomer". The Pats forget to watch the ol' man...too bad.
Also...I plan on taking a drink every time someone mentions Miami.
(Should have a good buzz on...before the first beer commercial).

Anonymous said...

Freakin' "A" Jints!!!!! 20-17
Rock On!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Congrats from Emerson of oldpunks.com, born in Brooklyn and raised in Nassua County. Giants Fucking A! I was shitting myself that whole last quarter. The catch on the helmet was the total shit. Yes yes yes!

Anonymous said...

Great photo!