March 24, 2009

Introducing Nazz Whitman (or is that Nazz Longfellow?)


A friend of mine informed me that she is a "published poet". I am proud of her. However, I cannot tolerate anyone being more successful than I am. And, technically, once this becomes a live post, I am published as well.

So I humbly offer...

The Poetry Of Nazz Nomad:

ZOSO

on the 7:24 listening to Stairway To Heaven
too many beers for daylight
Robert Plant is really old
and it makes me wonder.

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Of A Feather

pigeons are vermin.
rats with wings.
just like me.

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Neighbor

sitting on a train
I could put my headphones on
but
I would rather listen to you
talking about your boyfriend.
slut.

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Twitter

Who cares if you washed your clothes
And if people did care
what does that say
About your laundry?
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Stars...they're just like us!

star jones is 47
I THOUGHT THAT MEANT 47 STONE!
it didn't ...
it was her age
I don't care, she's still fat.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

what the hell is wrong with you?

Michael said...

Nazz you've just pulled an honest-to-goodness talent for writing great poetry straight outta your ass. I bow.

JPSquared said...

You effin KILL me... I couldn't sleep, thanks for the laugh, man!

Jeff said...

I dig it!

Piley said...

hey man.... that's like.... really deep man..... ;-)

Don't give up the day job Sir! LOL!

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Jon said...

It took a second, but I laughed a lot at "Of A Feather". Good poem. Very good poem.

Sugarmag said...

I love your poetry. It's funny and interesting. Especially the one about Twitter, talk about a time suck and yeah, who cares? LOL

gomonkeygo said...

Yes, what the hell IS wrong with you?! Why aren't you writing more - fuck me, but this is great stuff, man, great stuff!!!!

And congrats on the anniversary, too. Hittin' 18 this August ourselves. That's barely legal.