June 4, 2008

The Queen Is Dead

Don't go be bad

Cause you been had

Don't go be sad

Don't go away mad

Just go away (go away)

O Don't ya know

Don't wanna see ya curse and pout

Pack it and move it

Ya spell, ya read O U T out

"Just Go Away" - Blondie

Sorry Hillary, I know you really really really really wanna be President.
I really really really really want to be a Rock Star. And pitch for the Mets.
But I can't play well enough. (Actually, I might pitch well enough to be on the Mets)!
And Hillary, you're just an unlikeable liar with delusions of grandeur.
Good riddance.
Oh, and make sure you drag down the whole Democratic Party with you and ensure that we get at least four more years of Bush's policy's. After all, it's better to destroy the whole country than bow out gracefully.
Try having a little grace. Perhaps you can still be an asset to this country by helping Obama win.

Toonage:
David Bowie - Queen Bitch (1972 BBC Radio Sessions)
Eater - Queen Bitch (Bowie Cover)
Green River - Queen Bitch (Bowie Cover)
Rolling Stones - Bitch (Acetate version)
New Bomb Turks - Bitch
The Specials - Little Bitch
Stiff Little Fingers - Just Fade Away
Blondie - Just Go Away

9 comments:

Zooomabooma said...

I've never seen you pitch but there's no way you would have given up more games and blown more wins than Heilman. Ahhh, the good old days when players could so easily just be released when they SUCKED ASS.

P.S. no new taxes!

Nazz Nomad said...

Nazz jr pitched for the first time in little league the other day. as expected, it was not a Brandon Webb type performance. He was dejected until I reminded him he still pitched better than Heilman does. then we went home and watched Oliver Perez give up 6 runs in 1/3 inning to a minor leaguie team (the SF Giants).

Anonymous said...

Hatin' on Mrs. C? And already blaming HER if HE loses.

And so unlikable that she got more verifiable votes than he did?

Stop the hatin'

(Except for Heilman...he blows goats)

Anonymous said...

Funny how Demorats find Clinton to be horrible now - she's always been horrible! The only good thing she's done is bring down the Demorat party.

Anonymous said...

uh... you do know that Bush isn't running for re-election, right? Legally he can't. Presidents are only allowed 2 terms.

Nazz Nomad said...

McCain 1 = Bush 3
Some fun facts about McCain (courtesy of MoveOn):

John McCain voted against establishing a national holiday in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Now he says his position has "evolved," yet he's continued to oppose key civil rights laws.1

According to Bloomberg News, McCain is more hawkish than Bush on Iraq, Russia and China. Conservative columnist Pat Buchanan says McCain "will make Cheney look like Gandhi."2

His reputation is built on his opposition to torture, but McCain voted against a bill to ban waterboarding, and then applauded President Bush for vetoing that ban.3

McCain opposes a woman's right to choose. He said, "I do not support Roe versus Wade. It should be overturned."4

The Children's Defense Fund rated McCain as the worst senator in Congress for children. He voted against the children's health care bill last year, then defended Bush's veto of the bill.5

He's one of the richest people in a Senate filled with millionaires. The Associated Press reports he and his wife own at least eight homes! Yet McCain says the solution to the housing crisis is for people facing foreclosure to get a "second job" and skip their vacations.6

Many of McCain's fellow Republican senators say he's too reckless to be commander in chief. One Republican senator said: "The thought of his being president sends a cold chill down my spine. He's erratic. He's hotheaded. He loses his temper and he worries me."7

McCain talks a lot about taking on special interests, but his campaign manager and top advisers are actually lobbyists. The government watchdog group Public Citizen says McCain has 59 lobbyists raising money for his campaign, more than any of the other presidential candidates.8

McCain has sought closer ties to the extreme religious right in recent years. The pastor McCain calls his "spiritual guide," Rod Parsley, believes America's founding mission is to destroy Islam, which he calls a "false religion." McCain sought the political support of right-wing preacher John Hagee, who believes Hurricane Katrina was God's punishment for gay rights and called the Catholic Church "the Antichrist" and a "false cult."9

He positions himself as pro-environment, but he scored a 0—yes, zero—from the League of Conservation Voters last year.10

Anonymous said...

"Demorat"?

Ooooo--a Republican witticism.

infinite fool said...

"an asset to the country by helping Obama win"?!?! Surely you meant to write "helping Infinite Fool win," right? Right?

Vote early, vote often, vote Foolish!!

Nazz Nomad said...

don't call me shirley