July 25, 2007

Coked, drunk & stupid is no way to go though life

Anyone remember there's an illegal war going on? Anyone remember an administration full of criminals? I guess not. The media finds the tale of addict actresses more compelling.

The tale of Lindsay Lohan gets more pathetic.
I will say this... if I was a 20 year old movie star; with unlimited funds and carte blanche, I'd probably be dead. And most of you would be too. How many times have YOU put yourself in a self destructive situation?

Hell, when I was in my college years I almost cashed in a bunch of times and I was broke most of the time. Luckily, after a few calls too close for comfort (and some a little too recent), I have realized that there is no glory in croaking at an early age. Or, for that matter, going to prison.

I would like to think, however, if I had the money that Hollywood's dumbest has; that I would have hired a freakin' driver to take me around!

Toonage:
Rolling Stones - Stupid Girl
Screeching Weasel - Stupid Girl
Funcadelic - Super Stupid
AC/DC - Have A Drink On Me
Husker Du - Whatcha Drinkin?
Johnny Cash - Cocaine Blues

4 comments:

manicgirl said...

I luv how she showed her dedication to a sober life by voluntarily wearing an anklet like a fashion statement and then took it off to go to the party again.

I don't have a problem with her drinking and coking, but like you, why didn't she hire a driver?? Then she wouldn't have to do rehab until her thirties!

Highlander said...

She's obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Unless the driver was in a worse state and had passed out in the back....

a.k.a. Zooomabooma said...

FREE LINDSAY!!!!

Leave her the damn hell alone.

She's a celeb which means in America we must support her and worship the damn ground she walks on. If she wants to coke it up and be drunk and wasted and a freakin' moron, then we must say HOORAY PLEASE MAKE MORE MOVIES, PLEASE BE IN MORE MAGAZINES, PLEASE TELL US WHAT YOUR FAVORITE $2,000 BEDSHEETS ARE.

Lindsay rules in this here America. She's Hollywood Royalty and we must bow down. The paparazzi shoot her, the media reports her, so doesn't that mean we oughta be worshipping her?

Duh.

Roundhead said...

"Anyone remember there's an illegal war going on?"

uh, no, because it's not illegal...

"Anyone remember an administration full of criminals?"

no because they left seven years ago...