July 7, 2007

Save The Planet

Kill Yourself


a.k.a. Zooomabooma said...

I'm actually planning that, but not anytime soon, maybe like when I'm 70 or something like that.

Just gonna walk into the Alaskan wilderness, take some sleeping pills and let the cold take me and since I'll be nowhere anyone will find me, I'll become food for wolves or bears... now that's giving back to the Earth!

Must remember to leave a note because someone might launch a Search & Rescue mission and all of that oil will just defeat the purpose.

manicgirl said...

They will try to find you anyway...it will just add frenzy to the search.

My option?? Don't fucking reproduce.

MRow said...

Here, here! A VASECOTOMY solves sooooo many problems. It was the smartest fucking decision I've ever made, and I've certainly made my fair share of stupid ones.

a.k.a. Zooomabooma said...

Don't reproduce is good, no... a great option to help the Earth. I've chosen than one myself. And if one is really interested in helping then take a whole buttload of that money you'd spend on a kid or two and give it to people who can use it!

wonderbread said...

the problem is then only stupid people will reproduce. This offspring will certainly accelerate the destruction of the planet