August 1, 2007

Old and in the Warped

I officially cross over a Cultural line tomorrow. I am taking my 13 year old daughter to The Warped Tour. I have been to several of the Warped shows over the years, but me and my droogs were always the drunken rowdy mofo's. Now, I have to be the voice of responsibility.
But it's a small price to pay as I continue to lead my little girl away from the Britney and High School Musical fodder and into Rock N Roll (or what passes for it these days). At least Bad Religion is playing; they're as ancient as I am!
Warped was great for a couple of reasons- The tremendous volume of bands playing (at any given point there would be something decent to see) and ... THE BEER TENT!
The Beer Tent? Yeah! When 99% of the attendees are not of legal drinking age, the Beer tent is empty. Which means, no lines and the opportunity to piss away tons of money on shitty beer. But, since it's hot out, shitty beer does the trick.
So, as I escort my daughter, I will be eschewing the beer (do they even sell beer at Warped anymore?), holding off on the hidden bottles of vodka, and turning away from the aromatic herbs. And, of pit and no moshing either.
Yep, I'll be the old guy in the Husker Du T-shirt. Gee, what did YOU do in the war, daddy?
And if any of those little whiney emo kids even glance at my little princess, I will wreak havoc upon them!

Toonage (of the "OLD SCHOOL" variety)

Bad Brains - Pay To Cum
Bad Religion - We're Only Gonna Die
Social Distortion - Lude Boy (demo)
Husker Du - Eight Miles High (live Trenton NJ 1985)
Descendents - I'm Not A Loser
Minutemen - Party With Me, Punker
Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized
TSOL - Code Blue


manicgirl said...

Aawwww, see, you're not as bitter and mean as you pretend.

Lydia Brunch said...

I believe the Long Island Roller Rebels are doing a scrimmage there too :-)

(We're better than them though! Even though they're our little sisters and we love them...)

William said...

Wow, what a sensitive guy. . .

Nuzz Prowlin' Wolf said...

Have fun.

Rinjo Njori said...

I have three boys and i can't wait until this day arrives...

Nazz Nomad said...

It was extremely hot. And since it was in an arena parking lot, there was virtually no shade.
They were selling bottles of water for $5. $5!!!!!!!! That's an absolute disgrace.
But aside from the price gouging for water, a splendid time was had by all.

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