October 13, 2008

Plenty Of Nothing

In the throes of the biggest financial crisis since the Great Depression, the Dow jumped up over 900 points today. What's it all mean? I have no idea. I don't even look at my 401K since I can't touch it anyway until I'm too old to get any enjoyment out of it!
I am no economics expert, but here in NYC, the restaurants are emptier than Sarah Palin's soul and there seem to be less turista's too. A friend of mine in the service industry says that her bar was pretty barren this weekend.

There are definite signs of massive corporate lay-offs in the next few weeks (just in time for the holidays, Ebenezer).

I guess it was a really good time for me to stop drinking! Those $6 pints sure add up.

We're not recovering from this anytime soon, fellow travelers.

The Kinks - Get Back In Line
The Damned - Lovely Money
Led Zeppelin - Money (live 1980)
Grateful Dead - Money Money (studio outtake)
Nirvana - The Money Will Roll Right In

Now playing: AC/DC - Money Talks
via FoxyTunes



I was poor, am poor, & will be poor, so I don't really give a fuck about the economy & the Stock Market loosing $50,000,000. I'm going to fiddle while Rome burns. If I wasn't a vegetarian, I'd bring marshmallows.

Your word verification says "icklfugl"

Anonymous said...

"emptier than Sarah Palin's soul"??? You have no credibility when you say stuff like that.

If you really had a clue, you'd know the financial crisis is due to the most liberal of Democrats. People like Sarah Palin are our best hope.

manicgirl said...

I'm frightened to death. My job is in serious trouble. I have some reassurance that I won't be completely unemployed as I am a union delegate and because of that the hotel must keep me employed somehow. Of course, I could be making beds this time next year. Not that it is not honorable, it's just not what I want to do.

Nazz Nomad said...

Wait a minute...
Marshmallows aren't vegeterian??????


Gelatin, my good man, gelatin.

gel-a-tin n. a tastless, odorless substance extracted by boiling bones, horns, hooves, hides etc.

(it was a joke)

Cowtown Punk said...

Wow, Nirvana doing a Fang cover, who would've thunk it so.